Listen, if I heard shrieks and cries coming from a house and I ran in there and I found a great big broad shouldered whiskey soaked Joe weasel, dragging his wife about by the hair, and over here, two children are unconscious from his blows and kicks and another one screaming in terror, do you think I would apologize for being there? No! I'd knock 7 kinds of pork out of that old hog.

Personal liberty is not personal license.

I tell you that the curse of God Almighty is on the saloon.

There are two hundred and fifty-six names given in the Bible for the Lord Jesus Christ, and I suppose this was because He was infinitely beyond all that any one name could express.

Live so that when the final summons comes you will leave something more behind you than an epitaph on a tombstone or an obituary in a newspaper.

You might as well try and dam Niagara Falls with toothpicks as to stop the reform wave sweeping our land.

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.