Churches don't need new members half so much as they need the old bunch made over.

They tell me a revival is only temporary; so is a bath, but it does you good.

Some homes need a hickory switch a good deal more than they do a piano.

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

The reason you don't like the Bible, you old sinner, is because it knows all about you.

The Bible will always be full of things you cannot understand, as long as you will not live according to those you can understand.

Wealth is not the standard of worth. Some people put cash before character.