Whenever a day comes when I can stand and preach God's Word without an agony of anxiety lest the people will not accept Christ; whenever a day comes when I can see men and women coming down the aisles without joy in my heart, I'll quit preaching.

There are two hundred and fifty-six names given in the Bible for the Lord Jesus Christ, and I suppose this was because He was infinitely beyond all that any one name could express.

Give your face to God, and He will put his shine on it.

Yank some of the groans out of your prayers and shove in some shouts.

The fellow that has no money is poor. The fellow that has nothing but money is poorer still.

The world is wrong side up. It needs to be turned upside down in order to be right side up.

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.