Conversion is a complete surrender to Jesus. It's a willingness to do what he wants you to do.

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

Listen, if I heard shrieks and cries coming from a house and I ran in there and I found a great big broad shouldered whiskey soaked Joe weasel, dragging his wife about by the hair, and over here, two children are unconscious from his blows and kicks and another one screaming in terror, do you think I would apologize for being there? No! I'd knock 7 kinds of pork out of that old hog.

I pity anyone who can't laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can't laugh.

Live so that when the final summons comes you will leave something more behind you than an epitaph on a tombstone or an obituary in a newspaper.

When may a revival be expected? When the wickedness of the wicked grieves and distresses the Christian.

I don't believe there are devils enough in hell to pull a boy out of the arms of a godly mother.