I pity anyone who can't laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can't laugh.

When the word of God says one thing and scholarship says another, scholarship can go to hell.

If you want to drive the devil out of the world, hit him with a cradle instead of a crutch

Sinners cannot find God for the same reason that criminals cannot find a policeman: They aren't looking!

The trouble with many men is that they have got just enough religion to make them miserable. If there is not joy in religion, you have got a leak in your religion.

Christianity means a lot more than church membership.

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.