God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

I have been, and will go on, fighting that damnable, dirty, rotten business with all the power at my command.

You might as well try and dam Niagara Falls with toothpicks as to stop the reform wave sweeping our land.

I want to preach the gospel so plainly that men can come from the factories and not have to bring along a dictionary.

Trying to run a church without revivals can be done when you can run a gasoline engine on buttermilk.

I believe that a long step toward public morality will have been taken when sins are called by their right names.

Some homes need a hickory switch a good deal more than they do a piano.