God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

Being a king, emperor, or president is mighty small potatoes compared to being a mother.

Some persons have lived manly or womanly lives, and they lack but one thing - open confession of the Lord Jesus Christ. Some men think that they must come to him in a certain way - that they must be stirred by emotion or something like that.

If you have no joy in your religion, there's a leak in your Christianity somewhere.

I want to preach the gospel so plainly that men can come from the factories and not have to bring along a dictionary.

We have a God who delights in impossibilities.

God Almighty never intended that the devil should triumph over the Church. He never intended that the saloons should walk rough-shod over Christianity.