Yank some of the groans out of your prayers and shove in some shouts.
If there is not Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretenses.
Some persons think they have to look like a hedgehog to be pious.
The reason you don't like the Bible, you old sinner, is because it knows all about you.
The saloon is a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow.
When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it.