Home is the place we love best and grumble the most.
Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell.
Hell is the highest reward that the devil can offer you for being a servant of his.
The only way to keep a broken vessel full is to keep it always under the tap.
Some homes need a hickory switch a good deal more than they do a piano.
The man who votes for the saloon is pulling on the same rope with the devil, whether he knows it or not.