Whiskey is all right in its place - but its place is hell.

If you lack joy, your Christianity must be leaking somewhere

I challenge you to show me where the saloon has ever helped business, education, church, morals or anything we hold dear.

I have been, and will go on, fighting that damnable, dirty, rotten business with all the power at my command.

I pity anyone who can't laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can't laugh.

The Bible will always be full of things you cannot understand, as long as you will not live according to those you can understand.

It is not what you have on you, but what you have in you.