I'm not happy. I'm not happy at all.
We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.
Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.
On Ernst Lubitsch: He could do more with a closed door than other directors could do with an open fly.
My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.
An audience is never wrong. An individual member of it may be an imbecile, but a thousand imbeciles together in the dark - that is critical genius.