I'm not happy. I'm not happy at all.

The best director is the one you don't see.

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.

When Chaplin found a voice to say what was on his mind, he was like a child of eight writing lyrics for Beethoven's Ninth.

If you have a problem with the third act, the real problem is in the first act.

Jerry: Oh, you don't understand, Osgood! Ehhhh... I'm a man. Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect.

The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.