If you have a problem with the third act, the real problem is in the first act.
[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
What critics call dirty in our pictures, they call lusty in foreign films.
Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.
Hollywood didn't kill Marilyn Monroe, it's the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood.
Ever notice how these European trains always smell of eau de cologne and hard boiled eggs?