You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning.

Ever notice how these European trains always smell of eau de cologne and hard boiled eggs?

I'm delighted with it, because it used to be that films were the lowest form of art. Now we've got something to look down on.

On Ernst Lubitsch: He could do more with a closed door than other directors could do with an open fly.

My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie?

I don't go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.

What critics call dirty in our pictures, they call lusty in foreign films.