My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.
I don't go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.
France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.
We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.
If you don't like what you're doing, it's unlikely anyone else will either, so be sure you are happy with your own work first.
God save me from myself.