Ever notice how these European trains always smell of eau de cologne and hard boiled eggs?

One's too many and a hundred's not enough.

Jerry: Oh, you don't understand, Osgood! Ehhhh... I'm a man. Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect.

You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning.

I am big. It's the pictures that got small.

I don't go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.

The only pictures worth making are the ones that are playing with fire.