Ever notice how these European trains always smell of eau de cologne and hard boiled eggs?

You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that's the bunk. It's little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming through the keyholes.

My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie?

I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.

I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you - you're twenty minutes.

An actor entering through the door, you've got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you've got a situation.

Hollywood didn't kill Marilyn Monroe, it's the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood.