Oh, listen a lot and talk less. You can't learn anything when you're talking.

Once or twice I`ve been described as a light comedian. I consider this the most accurate description of my abilities I`ve ever seen.

Honestly, I think I`ve stretched a talent which is so thin it`s almost transparent over a quite unbelievable term of years.

He never contributed a damn thing to music. (on Elvis Presley)

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'.

Let's Face it, - Sinatra is a king. He's a very sharp operator, a keen record chief, and has a keen appreciation of what the public wants.

That was a great game of golf, fellers.