My golf is woeful, but I will never surrender

I think popular music in this country is one of the few things in the twentieth century that have made giant strides in reverse.

Frank (Frank Sinatra) is a singer who comes along once in a lifetime, but why did he have to come in mine?

There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn't do for me ... We spend our lives doing nothing for each other.

Christmas has a way of bringing out the best in everyone

Once or twice I`ve been described as a light comedian. I consider this the most accurate description of my abilities I`ve ever seen.

That was a great game of golf, fellers.