Christmas has a way of bringing out the best in everyone

There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn't do for me ... We spend our lives doing nothing for each other.

Everyone knows I'm just a big, good-natured slob.

Christmas has a way of bringing out the best in everyone

Oh, listen a lot and talk less. You can't learn anything when you're talking.

Once or twice I`ve been described as a light comedian. I consider this the most accurate description of my abilities I`ve ever seen.

I'll be home for Christmas. You can count on me.