You'll never be a wonderful woman or even a wonderful human being until you learn to have some regard for human frailty.
Christmas has a way of bringing out the best in everyone
That was a great game of golf, fellers.
He never contributed a damn thing to music. (on Elvis Presley)
There's no labor a man can do that's undignified-if he does it right.
Once or twice I`ve been described as a light comedian. I consider this the most accurate description of my abilities I`ve ever seen.