Come on sempai, would you please stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets? -Haruhi
Haruhi: This story has everything but the kitchen sink in it.
Isn't strength the ability to renounce every lie in your heart?
Tamaki: A girl should only show skin once she's married, not before!!!
You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!" ~Haruhi
Kyoya: Some say I only became more calculating but I don't care... because you lose out if you don't have fun, right?