You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!" ~Haruhi
Bisco HatoriThe rain is a necessary prelude to beautiful weather. So even if your heart is in downpour right now it only means it will become exceptionally beautiful in time.
Bisco HatoriHaruhi: This is a sibling squabble, not a fight to the death! You're both wrong, and acting like idiots only proves it!
Bisco HatoriRomantic Egoist What's better, an idiot who never tries... or an idiot who at least takes a shot?
Bisco HatoriKyoya: Some say I only became more calculating but I don't care... because you lose out if you don't have fun, right?
Bisco HatoriKyoya: I don't like this food. But do you think I'd be so inhuman as to complain after you treated me? That's a rude assumption.
Bisco HatoriRule #3 - It's okay to believe yourself better than the rest of the planet, so long as you keep it to yourself.
Bisco HatoriWe're always contradicting ourselves. We want people to tell us apart.... ...yet we don't want them to be able to. We want people to get to know us... ...but we also want them to keep their distance. We've always longed for someone to accept us... But we never believed there'd be anyone who would accept our twisted ways. That's why we'll stay locked up tight... ...in our own little private world... ...and throw away the key, so that no one can ever hurt us.
Bisco HatoriI want you to make u and go halfzies on this cake. K? But. . . I want a piece too, so i guess we'll have to go thirdzies. . . Awwww, we're not going to be able to split the strawberry on top though. What should we do? Maybe I should just take it after all strawberries are my favorite. . . oh! I forgot to ask Hiku-chan, Kau-chan do you like strawberries? -Hunny
Bisco HatoriTamaki to Kyoya: I thought you wanted more because your eyes don't show satisfaction now.
Bisco HatoriWe offer love to our customers. And in return, we receive the finest smiles. And even if we cannot return their affection, at least we can offer a rose.
Bisco HatoriRomantic Egoist: The thing is... it seems like you'd like to say something, but just can't.
Bisco HatoriKaoru: Grownups are so tiresome. They fake their smiles all day long and they try to force us to do the same. It's no fun at all.
Bisco HatoriCome on sempai, would you please stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets? -Haruhi
Bisco HatoriKyouya my hair stylist. Mori-senpi go to the eye doctor and get him some contact lenses. -Tamaki What about me Tama-chan? -Hunny Hunny senpi. -Tamaki Yes sir! -Hunny You... go have some cake. -Tamaki It's just us Ousa-chan.Everyone else said they were too busy. . . -Hunny
Bisco HatoriWhat does being a girl have to do with it? There's no time to think when you're on the spot.
Bisco HatoriMr. Sagunuma: We can never escape who we are. Instead of wasting time worrying about it, why don't you cut to he chase and love yourself?
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