Haruhi: This story has everything but the kitchen sink in it.

Kyoya: A single day can make all the difference.

Romantic Egoist What's better, an idiot who never tries... or an idiot who at least takes a shot?

I want you to make u and go halfzies on this cake. K? But. . . I want a piece too, so i guess we'll have to go thirdzies. . . Awwww, we're not going to be able to split the strawberry on top though. What should we do? Maybe I should just take it after all strawberries are my favorite. . . oh! I forgot to ask Hiku-chan, Kau-chan do you like strawberries? -Hunny

Isn't strength the ability to renounce every lie in your heart?

Haruhi: Whaddaya think I am?! The Twins: To us? Why that's obvious-- a toy!

Kyoya: I don't like this food. But do you think I'd be so inhuman as to complain after you treated me? That's a rude assumption.