Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I’ll bet a woman with a little spot of bacon grease behind her ears would attract every male within a five-mile radius.
Blaize ClementI love the unabashed over-buttered, over-creamed, deep-fried, gooey, over-sugared excessiveness of Amish food.
Blaize ClementThey say God never gives us more than we can handle, but sometimes I think God has overestimated what I can take.
Blaize Clement