Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered.

This is so like the way the Americans deliberately erroneously refer to Afghans and Iraqis as terrorists when they fight back killing American soldiers to protect their young from the illegal American invasion.

I'm a vegetarian - I think there's a strong possibility, had I not become a vegetarian, I would not be working now. I became a vegetarian about 25 years ago, and I did it out of concern for animals. But I immediately began having more energy and feeling better

I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known.

You can't fool television viewers with dancing girls and flashing lights

I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar.

Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.