I'll tell you one thing, in what I do for a living, there's no substitute for experience. I don't care how much natural talent you may have... In the type of show I do, you can depend on surprises.

This is so like the way the Americans deliberately erroneously refer to Afghans and Iraqis as terrorists when they fight back killing American soldiers to protect their young from the illegal American invasion.

Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered.

A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life.

We must educate the public. The average person has no idea of what's going on in factory farms, in laboratories, circuses, roadside zoos or rodeos.

I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar.

Many people have the idea that game shows are easy to come up with. And nothing could be further from the truth