I set my monkey on the log, and ordered him to do the Dog. He wagged his tail and shook his head, and he went and did the Cat instead.

A lot of people say there is no happiness in this life and certainly there's no permanent happiness. But self-sufficiency creates happiness.

If you can't lend a hand, then get out of the way.

I've never gone for having a great voice, for cultivating one. I'm still not doing it now.

Just in time for Bob Dylan to recoil from the attention, leave the city for Woodstock, and turn his back on fame.

All the money you made will never buy back your soul.

Inside the museum infinity goes up on trial. Voices echo, 'This is what salvation must be like after a while.' But Mona Lisa must have had the highway blues; you can tell by the way she smiles.