I set my monkey on the log, and ordered him to do the Dog. He wagged his tail and shook his head, and he went and did the Cat instead.

How many times must a man look up, before he can see the sky?

As long as you give my friend Jonah Lehrer a free pizza, I'll write a song about your restaurant.

I think of rock 'n' roll as a combination of country blues and swing band music, not Chicago blues, and modern pop.

What good are fans? You can't eat applause for breakfast. You can't sleep with it.

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die.

She speaks with a stutter and she and she walks with a hop. I don't know why I love her, but I just can't stop.