Keep a good head and always carry a light bulb.

She knows there's no success like failure, and that failure's no success at all.

The highlight of my career? That's easy, Elvis recording one of my songs.

I was lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere, I was lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair. I looked way up my chimney hole, I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl.

I set my monkey on the log, and ordered him to do the Dog. He wagged his tail and shook his head, and he went and did the Cat instead.

and if anybody asks me is it easy to forget I'll say it is easily done, you just pick anyone, and pretend that you never have met

If I had rubies, riches, and crowns, I'd buy the whole world and change things around.