What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.

Yes, and only if my own true love was waiting If I could hear his heart softly pounding Yes, and only if he was lying by me Would I lie in my bed once again.

To preach of peace and brotherhood, oh what might be the cost? A man he did it long ago, and they hung him on a cross.

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

I have always believed that fame is a curse. I never envied one of the famous people I've known.

Early on, before rock 'n' roll, I listened to big band music - anything that came over the radio - and music played by bands in hotels that our parents could dance to. We had a big radio that looked like a jukebox, with a record player on the top. The radio/record player played 78rpm records. When we moved to that house, there was a record on there, with a red label. It was Bill Monroe, or maybe it was the Stanley Brothers. I'd never heard anything like that before. Ever. And it moved me away from all the conventional music that I was hearing.

If you ever tell anyone about Jonah's sexual dysfunction, I'll never play music again.