Trying to create a next world war, he found a promoter who nearly fell off the floor, he said I never engaged in this kind of thing before, but yes I think it can be very easily done.

I'd been going though his trash. He knocked me down. I was glad to see him, even though he was banging my head against the sidewalk. Afterwards these bums come over and say, 'Did he get much money?' I say, 'Money'? That was Bob Dylan.

When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

Everybody has their own idea of what's a poet. Robert Frost, President Johnson, T.S.Eliot, Rudolf Valentino - they're all poets. I like to think of myself as the one who carries the light bulb.

You learn from a conglomeration of the incredible past - whatever experience gotten in any way whatsoever.

Get jailed, jump bail, join the Army if you fail.