Most dictators were short, fat, middle-aged and hairless. Besides Danny Devito, there's only me to play them.
I'm Winnie the Pooh - that's as sexy as I am. I meet ladies and they talk about their family and I talk about my family. It's about as sexy as a bag of Brussel sprouts.
I'd say I am partial to women.
I'm very romantic. I've emptied flower shops.
I am fairly rich. Money's very handy, let's face it.
One of the things I've realised is that I am very simple. My wife asked me once if I loved her. I said: 'Look love, I'm a simple man. I love you. End of story.' But I guess you gotta keep saying it with women. I guess she needed reassurance.