The only medal that I am certain I deserved is the Purple Heart.
Like Jonah, the whale had swallowed me; unlike him, I believed I would spend eternity inside the belly of the beast.
When I say be skeptical of everything I mean it. Just because someone was elected to do a job doesn't mean that person has any idea of what they're doing.
Clinton's an unusually good liar. Unusually Good. Do you realize that?
I value public service and I'm relatively good at organizing political causes.
The cheapest gift I have to give is kindness, and it is the best.