If you surround me with darkness, suddenly, I am "somewhat fun."

Comedy is tragedy plus timing.

If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.

Everybody needs some good sketch comedy.

Directing is probably the best job, but acting is really, really great. It's like a fun vacation that you get paid for.

The alternative scene, for a couple years now, has been taken seriously and that's a cool thing. I don't think it's exploded or anything, but I think it's pretty cool that it still exists, it's still affecting people.

When you're 20 you can put a ton of old-age prosthetics on and be an old guy, but when you're 70 you can't play a 20-year-old.