When you're 20 you can put a ton of old-age prosthetics on and be an old guy, but when you're 70 you can't play a 20-year-old.

The worst thing is to read bad reviews and go, "Yeah, I agree."

I've always tried to have a rule that you shouldn't make fun of innocent people who can't defend themselves. I find that a little unseemly and distasteful. But nothing's really sacred to me.

Don't say you're going to stop eating red meat when you like red meat.

We're all real people with moments of intense honesty and pathos and humanity. We all experience that, whether you're comedic or not.

I don't think the sketch on its own is a great sketch.

I pretty much read reviews and comments only looking for the negative. Literally, when I read positive comments, it's like a zero. I think the issue is if you agree with it or not.