The world needs less destruction.
My godfather was a Chicago policeman, and I've always looked at law enforcement as a challenging and interesting job.
The laugh is what trumps everything.
You say you're going to be the pope, become the pope.
Being comedic is a skill, because there is a fine line where the context is important. And being dramatic is just being honest and real in that moment.
I've always tried to have a rule that you shouldn't make fun of innocent people who can't defend themselves. I find that a little unseemly and distasteful. But nothing's really sacred to me.