You shouldn't eat red meat, but you shouldn't make resolutions you can't keep.

I actually think there's a potential, a crazy potential, that network TV could become something valuable and worthwhile, just because of fear on the part of the networks.

I think independent movies are actually very challenging right now, because it was this huge scene and it was great for a few years. Then, it was totally co-opted by the studios. Now, it's become very corporate, the independent scene.

In the end, the thing that really stays with you is not that you were clever enough to connect a sketch to another sketch, but what really sticks with you is when you just have an incredible moment happen, or execute a really funny idea.

Everybody needs some good sketch comedy.

My godfather was a Chicago policeman, and I've always looked at law enforcement as a challenging and interesting job.

Being comedic is a skill, because there is a fine line where the context is important. And being dramatic is just being honest and real in that moment.