American politics used to be an amateur sport. But somewhere along the way, we handed over to professionals all the things people used to do for free.

A police reporter walks into the worst moment in someone's life on every single story that he covers. It's not like being a sports reporter. That's a great job and all that and takes certain skills. But, you know, they're glad to see you when you show up to cover the football game. Nobody is ever glad to see a police reporter when he shows up.

My bladder cancer was related to smoking, and I think smoking kills people.

But here's the deal: If I were smart, I could figure out curling. If I were even smarter, I could figure out why people would actually watch other people doing it. I have tried. I can't. I can't even figure out the object of the game. Is it like darts? I just don't get it.

But if you don't enjoy doing something, you'll be miserable no matter how much money you make.

When Sam Snead was asked how to putt, he said, 'Putt for one hundred dollars'.

Whether or not the President is sleeping well won't be a factor in his re-election. That will depend on what he does while he is awake.