I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed.

People don't know this, but I helped the Cardinals win the pennant. I came down with hepatitis. The trainer injected me with it!

Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.

After getting out of the service and going into baseball I never wanted to do anything else.

I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel's suitcase.

When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team's dugout and they were already in street clothes.

In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second season in the bigs.