I spent three of the best years of my life in 10th grade.

When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team's dugout and they were already in street clothes.

On TV the people can see it. On radio you've got to create it.

They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed.

Not bragging by any means, but I could have done a lot of other stuff as far as working in films go and working in television... I had chances to do that stuff, but I like baseball, I really do.

Anyone with talent can play in the Major Leagues; for someone like me to stay around as long as I did, I think that's a much greater acheivement.

I did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career - anything for a laugh.