My kids used to do things to aggravate me, too. I'd take them to a game, and they'd want to come home with a different player.

Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. To last as long as I did with the skills I had, with the numbers I produced, was a triumph of the human spirit.

I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel's suitcase.

Between me and my roommate, we've hit 400 Major League home runs.

When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me.

I had a great shoe contract and glove contract with a company who paid me a lot of money never to be seen using their stuff.

I remember one time I'm batting against the Dodgers in Milwaukee. They lead, 2 - 1, it's the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, two out and the pitcher has a full count on me. I look over to the Dodger dugout and they're all in street clothes.