I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other guy.

Anyone with talent can play in the Major Leagues; for someone like me to stay around as long as I did, I think that's a much greater acheivement.

The highlight of my baseball career came in Philadelphia's Connie Mack Stadium when I saw a fan fall out of the upper deck. When he got up and walked away, the crowd booed.

Sure, women sportswriters look when they're in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do you explain a capital letter in the middle of a word?

I led the league in go get 'em next time.

I just grew the hair on my back. Facial hair just wasn't appealing to me. I liked it on my back, though.

I spent three of the best years of my life in 10th grade.