I flashed her a smile, but she didn't even look at me. So for brains and good judgment, I'd give her a three.

I flashed her a smile, but she didn't even look at me. So for brains and good judgment, I'd give her a three.

I bought me a guitar about a year ago, learned how to play in a day or so.

Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights, drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Songwriters are still the brightest people in any room.

Take this rifle, kid. Gimme that guitar.

Your pot belly, I'd give that a 10 for size.