Your pot belly, I'd give that a 10 for size.
Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes.
I bought me a guitar about a year ago, learned how to play in a day or so.
Take this rifle, kid. Gimme that guitar.
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights, drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
Songwriters are still the brightest people in any room.