After you retire, there's only one big event left....and I ain't ready for that.

I’m praying for a misdemeanor

If short hair and good manners won football games, Army and Navy would play for the national championship every year.

I suppose I'm like most coaches now, standing on the sideline hoping somebody asks them a question.

Something has to happen that you can't coach.

I am not happy with moral victories. Those things are forgotten.

To have the kind of year you want to have, something has to happen that you can't explain why it happened. Something has to happen that you can't coach.