That boy don't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades, and that boy don't know the meaning of a lot of words.

If their IQ's where five points lower they'd be geraniums.

Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel.

Don't go to the grave with life unused.

After you retire, there's only one big event left....and I ain't ready for that.

If short hair and good manners won football games, Army and Navy would play for the national championship every year.

I am not happy with moral victories. Those things are forgotten.