I could have a roomful of awards and it wouldn't mean beans

There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object?

Everybody thinks I'm at death's door, but I'm not. There's nothing seriously wrong with me, and my heart is in 100 percent working order. Anything else you may hear is a damn lie!

I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range.

I wrapped a towel around me and I opened the door, and then I splish, splash, I jumped back in the bath. Well, how was I to know there was a party going on?

Memories are like moonbeams; we do with them what we want.

Sure my career means a hell of a lot, but it will never come before Sandy and my son.