Everybody thinks I'm at death's door, but I'm not. There's nothing seriously wrong with me, and my heart is in 100 percent working order. Anything else you may hear is a damn lie!

I've done a lot of things and I've been a lot of people, but now I've come to realize who I am

A-well-a, splish, splash, I forgot about the bath, I went and put my dancing shoes on.

Nearly everything I do is part of a master plan to make me the most important entertainer in the world.

The Democratic Party of California is ready to sponsor me. All I have to do is find the right office to run for.

Just call me a family man and an actor who digs his whole scene, side interests and all. Just say I feel mighty good at the ripe old age of 27.

My philosophy is to take one day at a time. I don't worry about the future. Tomorrow is even out of sight for me.