I wrapped a towel around me and I opened the door, and then I splish, splash, I jumped back in the bath. Well, how was I to know there was a party going on?

I don't want to be able to see the audience

I want to make it faster than anyone has ever made it before. I'd like to be a legend by the time I'm 25

Everybody thinks I'm at death's door, but I'm not. There's nothing seriously wrong with me, and my heart is in 100 percent working order. Anything else you may hear is a damn lie!

There is nothing wrong with being afraid - but there is nothing more wrong than allowing that to be your master.

Just call me a family man and an actor who digs his whole scene, side interests and all. Just say I feel mighty good at the ripe old age of 27.

George Burns was the father I never had