Nearly everything I do is part of a master plan to make me the most important entertainer in the world.

I could have a roomful of awards and it wouldn't mean beans

I want to make it faster than anyone has ever made it before. I'd like to be a legend by the time I'm 25

George Burns was the father I never had

When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting

There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object?

I don't want to be able to see the audience