If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.

The difference between a sand trap and water hazard is the difference between a car crash and an airplane crash. You have a chance of recovering from a car crash.

If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.

I will tell you privately it's not going to get better, it's going to get worse all the time, but don't fret. Remember, we play the ball where it lies, and now let's not talk about this, ever again.

Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies.

I never learned a thing from a tournament I won.

The rewards of golf, and of life too I expect, are worth very little if you don't play the game by the etiquette as well as by the rules.