Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course
If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.
No-one will ever have golf under his thumb. No round ever will be so good it could not have been better. Perhaps this is why golf is the greatest of games. You are not playing a human adversary; you a playing a game. You are playing old man par.
The object of golf is to beat someone. Make sure that someone is not yourself.
No one ever swung too slowly.
Some emotions cannot be endured with a golf club in your hands.