If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.

Doesn't it show us all that we are silly little boys or fatuous asses to think that we can play golf without making a lot of bad shots?

Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case.

The object of golf is to beat someone. Make sure that someone is not yourself.

Rhythm and timing are the two things which we all must have, yet no one knows how to teach either.

Many shots are spoiled at the last instant by efforts to add a few more yards.

As I see it, the thing that hurt my putting most when it was bad, was thinking too much about how I was making the stroke and not enough about getting the ball in the hole.