Some emotions cannot be endured with a golf club in your hands.

The object of golf is to beat someone. Make sure that someone is not yourself.

Well, I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course... the space between your ears.

Golf is recognized as one of the more difficult games to play or teach. One reason for this is that each person necessarily plays by feel, and a feel is almost impossible to describe.

Golf is said to be an humbling game, but it is surprising how many people are either not aware of their weaknesses of else reckless of consequences.

If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.