Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course... the space between your ears.
I never learned anything from a match that I won.
Golf is the only game I know of that actually becomes harder the longer you play it.
If ever I needed an eight foot putt, and everything I owned depended on it, I would want Arnold Palmer to putt for me.
In golf, the customs and etiquette and decorum are as important as the rules of play.
Addressing a golf ball would seem to be a simple matter; that is, to the uninitiated who cannot appreciate that a golf ball can hold more terrors than a spacious auditorium packed with people.