Golf is the only game I know of that actually becomes harder the longer you play it.

I get as much fun as the next man from whaling the ball as hard as I can and catching it squarely on the button. But from sad experience I learned not to try this in a round that meant anything.

It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.

If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.

Golf is a game that creates emotions that sometimes cannot be sustained with the club still in one's hand.

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course

Well, I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.