Golf is the only game I know of that actually becomes harder the longer you play it.

No putt is too short to be despised.

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course... the space between your ears.

The difference between a sand trap and water hazard is the difference between a car crash and an airplane crash. You have a chance of recovering from a car crash.

I never learned a thing from a tournament I won.

There isn't a hole out there [Augusta] that can't be birdied if you just think. But there isn't one that can't be double-bogeyed if you stop thinking.

Some emotions cannot be endured with a golf club in your hands.