Golf is the only game I know of that actually becomes harder the longer you play it.

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course

If ever I needed an eight foot putt, and everything I owned depended on it, I would want Arnold Palmer to putt for me.

If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.

Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case.

The real way to enjoy playing golf is to take pleasure not in the score, but in the execution of strokes.

Nobody ever wins the National Open. Somebody loses it.