Well, I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course
Golf is like eating peanuts. You can play too much or play too little.
In golf, the customs and etiquette and decorum are as important as the rules of play.
I can play the game only one way. I must play every shot for all there is in it. I cannot play safe.
On the golf course, a man may be the dogged victim of inexorable fate, be struck down by an appalling stroke of tragedy, become the hero of unbelievable melodrama, or the clown in a side-splitting comedy.